Battle Mug: Scope Not Included

Is having the biggest, baddest mug one of the top priorities in your daily life? Do you like to frighten the guy in the next cubicle by being ten times as badass as the most badass badass he’s ever been harassed by? Then you’ll probably enjoy the “Hummer of mugs” more than you probably should, health-wise.

The OPMOD Battle Mug (yeah…we don’t really know what the “OPMOD” stands for…) will run you about $250, but guess what? That’s including the handle! Awesome, right? So for 250 bucks, you get a machined piece of aluminium (no, we didn’t misspell that) and the carrying handle from an M4. Oh, and 1913 rails for you to mount your… uh… scope?

That’s extra, though. Not the rails, the scope. Those will come in very handy for mounting your bayonet… or something. A laser sight, perhaps, for that extra accuracy when flinging your coffee at an oncoming combatant. Because that happens.

From the horse’s mouth, as it were:

Built to military specifications, Battle Mug features a M1913 rail interface system which allows the operator to mount a standard issue M4 carry handle, tactical light, laser device, holographic sight (we call them beer goggles) or even a bayonet for close quarters, high risk operations.

We are proud to have owners from:

Air Force Special Operations
1st SFOD/CAG/Delta
1st, 5th, and 20th Special Forces Groups
Navy SEALs and EOD
Super Secret Squirrel OGA-types
Ground Pounding 11Bs
Force Recon/MARSOC Marines
Law Enforcement SWAT members
State Troopers, Police Officers, and Sheriff Deputies
Private Security Contractors
A bunch of aviator types, to include secret squirrel units whose names we cant even mention.
Additionally, several have been presented to newly minted Lieutenants during commissioning ceremonies at the Air Force Academy and OCS at Ft. Benning.

And the list goes on…

Right. Also, the guys who make these things will engrave it with almost anything – they thoroughly enjoy unit logos and crests, and the logos of tactical gear manufacturers, as this page will tell you.

Personally, we’d probably rather go for something like this. Or this, or even this, before turning to what must be the least practical 24 ounce mug in history.