Security Video Palooza! Saturday goofiness.

We realize that opinions differ, and we don’t necessarily endorse or approve of all the things these guys and gals do, but we do think that the following are some of the most entertaining security videos out there.

First up: Russian mall cops. These guys don’t pull punches, that’s for sure.

Next: Working sports event security is a very stressful job… or?

Now for the most patient security guard in history. (Warning, this is a 10-minute Dutch phone prank on Mobistar, a phone company. Mathieu, the security guard on the phone, became an instant public hero for his unwavering friendliness in the face of the massive difficulties presented by the pranksters… )

And here’s what happens when you finally manage to piss off a 200lbs bouncer… Drunk morons usually don’t get on bouncers’ nerves, but these guys were special, no doubt about it.